Buckazoids Zip Up Hoodie
Whether you’re recharging in your bunk, dodging errands on Xenon Prime, or rendezvousing with your crew at the Astro-Pub, this hoodie’s got your six. The chill fit’s perfect for layering over that suspiciously stained uniform — so you’re always ready for surprise inspections or random space walks.
Suits any species — men, women, or the occasional two-headed companion — ideal for cozy hangouts, asteroid hikes, or those deep-space movie nights with extra synthesized popcorn. Makes a stellar gift for birthdays, holidays, or any moment when warmth trumps dignity.
Product features
- Jersey-lined hood for added comfort and style.
- Durable double needle stitching for long-lasting wear.
- Twill neck tape for additional stability and comfort.
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband that retain their shape.
- Soft 80% cotton, 20% polyester blend fleece for utmost coziness.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.
// MODULE: HABITAT ENHANCEMENT
These beauties are built tough(ish)—with pseudo-alloy composites, reinforced corner bits, and a generous helping of “eh, good enough.”
Whether you’re dodging Sariens or just redecorating your escape pod, they’ll hold up better than most of my career decisions.
Durable. Functional. Marginally heroic.
Just like me. — Roger W.
Upgrade Results:
+23% perceived life enrichment
−12% probability of existential meltdown
+∞% chance of someone asking, “Where’d you get that?”
Small comforts. Galactic balance.
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