Gift Card
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> ITEM ACQUIRED: GIFT CARD
> AUTHORIZED BY: WILCO.R (somehow)
Usable at buckazoids.online to obtain gear, gadgets, gizmos, and space collectibles.
“Against all programming logic, you’ve got spending power. Try not to blow it all in one timestream.”
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.
// MODULE: HABITAT ENHANCEMENT
These beauties are built tough(ish)—with pseudo-alloy composites, reinforced corner bits, and a generous helping of “eh, good enough.”
Whether you’re dodging Sariens or just redecorating your escape pod, they’ll hold up better than most of my career decisions.
Durable. Functional. Marginally heroic.
Just like me. — Roger W.
Upgrade Results:
+23% perceived life enrichment
−12% probability of existential meltdown
+∞% chance of someone asking, “Where’d you get that?”
Small comforts. Galactic balance.
Welcome to Buckazoids Online.